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Newcastle United, 1932
In which we learn that not all Bedes are Venerable….
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Leeds City (H), 1919
The Dunstall Dada have disassembled the Random Charabanc. Charlie Copeland is disassembling Leeds City. Gonby and Dudley just want to go (H).
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Southampton, 1969
Arise, Cetacean Nation!
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Crystal Palace, 1965
How ॐ ya?
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Chelsea 1907
Shteak and ki-ey — isht rea-y hot
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Derby St Lukes, 1884
The only logical government strategy for a cup-fever epidemic: travel away.
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Wednesbury Old Athletic, 1883
Let them off! Give in to them!
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Manchester United, 1931
To lose at Old Trafford could be considered unfortunate; to ruin Christmas dinner looks like carelessness.
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Burnley, 1962
Back in those days, we were calling them ‘Bakelites”..
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Liverpool, 1894
That famous Empedoclean sense of humours…