Juventus, 1972

Pushing a barrel organ around in search of a patch you could call your own, while avoiding the attentions of the local union leaders; oh yes, those were the days...

Southampton, 1965

In my experience, there are only two reasons to be standing in a forest before a bonfire of your own clothes: either someone has deliberately misled you about how to apply for a job in a South Staffs coal mine, or you are on a quest to retrieve an old friend’s football rattle.