When one gate closes, another opens...
Norwich City, 1965
Brighton and Hove Albion, 1969
Ignatious Stark's Grey and Brown Army were playing at home. But where was home? And would we ever see home again?
Académica de Coimbra, 1971
There's a thin line between Lusitanian and Lilliputian...
Bournemouth and Boscombe Athletic, 1948
A sandcastle competition. What could be more terrifying?
Arsenal, 1973
Facial hair abounded in 1973. But what I saw that day in the Clock End simply wasn't human...
Aston Villa, 1932
Little's Lane to Aston via the Old Main Line -- and a detour to the Land of the Dead.
Newcastle United, 1953
Caught in the crossfire of Neo-Tudorism and the underground monasteries, The Wulfrunian Order must make their way to St James' Park undercover of night and then a fishmonger's tarp....
Manchester City, 1953
The fauna of Alderley Edge is not to be trusted. And "giant moles" are hard to find.
Crystal Palace, 1909
People in glass houses should definitely not feed the animals...
Everton, 1949
It was only mid-September, yet if anything Jack Dudley was over-seasoned....