The Dunstall Dada have disassembled the Random Charabanc. Charlie Copeland is disassembling Leeds City. Gonby and Dudley just want to go (H).
Leeds City (H), 1919
West Ham United, 1962
We couldn't win a match at Upton Park. We couldn't lose a debate in sonnet form.
Carl Zeiss Jena, 1971
Acting is all about making choices. Crossing the Iron Curtain is more to do with keeping your mouth shut.
Aston Villa, 1898
It takes a special kind of Wanderer to sacrifice everything. A Literal Wanderer....
West Ham United, 1974
Dicky Toolan is quiet because of Annie Bagshaw. I'm quiet because of Dicky Toolan. Upton Park is quiet because of the Csendesek.
Barrow, 1924
There's nothing your average football fan enjoys more than a butterfly hunt, but something told me that sparrowtails and dingy skippers weren't all that was being pursued that day....
Stockport County, 1915
What is left when the final whistle is blown?
Barcelona, 1960
High jinks on the high seas with the erratic Captain Penn? Hide the Bacardi, for the love of Neptune!
Liverpool, 1963
A delay on British Railways forced us to cancel our pre-match drink; a clearance from Bill Slater changed British football forever.
Watford, 1912
No man can stop the Loyal and Distinguished Pedallers. But what of fair Oxfordshire maidens? What of the 'Impossible Woman'?